seriously… there is no need for these except to use in strong man competitions and fodder for campfires. now if you say: wait. people still use them. I would love to meet a person who still uses this. i don’t think in a metropolitan city that people still use the yellow pages. What a waste of paper and ink.
ok I applaud the zookeeper for saving the monkeys life. but how? the little monkey ate a peanut whole. the zookeeper then sat there licking the monkeys asshole for an hour so the little monkey could poop it out.
from china smack
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
these are some funny pictures that some people snapped up during the so called “strike”, “rampage” on Seattle’s Downtown during May Day (05-01)
the signs are funny
wells fargo was one of the banks that was hit up during the may day strikes. this fellow protestor is getting some money out.
this is my favorite. cause we love cats.
well this is what it looks like when you order one.
meh. it looks nothing like the picture. but when does fast food ever look like the picture. only thing I can say that attempts to look like the picture is the McGriddles from McDonalds. I had one of these beasts this morning. looked up at the picture and the McGriddles yup same.
here is the post from before.
more silliness from Romania.
