this seriously made me chuckle.

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ok I applaud the zookeeper for saving the monkeys life. but how? the little monkey ate a peanut whole. the zookeeper then sat there licking the monkeys asshole for an hour so the little monkey could poop it out.

from china smack

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.

Fawk! Its almost as manly as the guys at epic meal time. like the time when muscles glasses downs that bacon meat thing. You know that he does that shit all the time. Fawk! Bring on the jack and the bear semen and you can call this cocktail the Jack-Off! it’ll get you off. Fawk!

I know you’ve done it. heck I’ve done it late night in the middle of down town LA with my friend George as we were getting food in K-Town. I’ve seen a friend of mine Natalia do it near the backstage culver city between cars. Most of the time its after binge drinking and you are on the way home and you really have to go. There are ways of doing it in public. but I really don’t think I’d have the balls to do it in the broad daylight though.