I love zombie movies.

I totally want to see this.

from youtube.

We are going to flush you! The most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from Japan’s cinema sewer is finally upon us, and it’s from the twisted mind of cinematic madman and legendary ass-fetishist Noboru Iguchi, creator of THE MACHINE GIRL, ROBO-GEISHA and KARATE-ROBO ZABORGAR! Given free reign by a generous, independent producer [Tadayoshi Kubo of Gambit K.K. (K.K. Gyanbitto)] to plumb the depths of his toilet-obsessed imagination, Iguchi has created a splatter comedy guaranteed to warm the bowels of those with the stomach for it… while more sensitive viewers may want to plug their noses and flee in disgust! Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megumi accompanies a group of older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Tak, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! And then… zombies! The group is attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, and seek refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites – and the zombies! – and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the undead? And can Megumi’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? Featuring special effects by [Fantastic Fest] 2009-2010 guest Yoshihiro Nishimura, and some truly jaw-dropping contributions from Iguchi’s genius subconscious (parasite anus-zombies?!?), ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping helping of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular.

these pair of fans, after standing for hours was able to get this wonderful photo op with the whole cast and crew of the NCC-1701-D Enterprise. pretty bad ass if you ask me.
entire cost to take photo with cast. $500 signed by whole cast additional $400. geez. too much for me if you ask.

If I can paint you this picture… You’re lined up with fellow TNG enthusiasts. And the tension is high, from the combination of waiting an hour to get your photo op, and because very soon, you’ll be in the company of actors/characters you’ve admired for 25 years. The only thing separating you and these people is a black curtain.
One hour later, it’s your turn, and you walk around the curtain corner, and find Gates, Michael, Levar, Johnny, Marina, Wil, Patrick, Denise, and Brent standing together. They were standing together, in a way that made you feel you were invited and were welcome to join in their family. At that point, I started to shake. When the volunteers gave us our walk-up and photo instructions, I blanked. I pretty much blanked out for the entire photo op. The one thing I really remembered was how bad my bottom lip was shaking when I was trying to smile for the camera.
Then we were whisked away to allow the next group their turn. The whole moment was quick, and surreal, but worth every penny. The entire cast cost me and my pal $500, which we split 50/50.

source

pdf of cost for signing and photo ops

Since i am a terrible writer, here is a quote from the consumerist:
For the last day or so, the Internet has been wondering how an ad for Oreos featuring a breastfeeding baby and the tagline “Milk’s favorite cookie” ever got made and whether or not it was a real ad or just a cute prank.

According to Huffington Post, a rep from Oreo parent company Kraft Foods confirmed that while the ad — which represents the convergence of three favorite Consumerist topics: advertising, snack foods and babies — was indeed created by Kraft’s ad agency, Cheil Worldwide.

Make sure you go and visit them. the consumerist