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Aye, it sure is talk like a pirate day,

so get yere hooks out and Start Swabbing the decks, fail yere capt’n meets yown doom.

if you need help talking like a pirate you can go here and leanr all you can learn,

I was trying to come up with a snappy title for this post, but i couldn’t. George “Sulu” takei, got hitched.

here is the video

some funny quotes from Sulu over the years.

• “Astrosciences standing by, Captain.” (his first words)
• “Mr. Sulu.” — Kirk, “If you want the…mathematics of this, Mitchell’s ability is increasing geometrically. That is like having a penny. Doubling it every day. In a month, you’ll be a millionaire.”
• “One minute. I knew he would. (However, Balok missed his cue)”
• “A third crystal sir. Now supplementing with battery power.”

these are from the movies, but if you didn’t know you might take them out of context.

• “Five hundred meters?!”
• “So much for the training cruise.”
• “I can’t get power.”
• “You can count on our help.”
• “I believe you’re a number of years early for that.”
• “You fly?” — Pilot, “Oh, here and there. I flew something similar in my academy days, Then this must be old stuff to you.” — Pilot, “Old…yes, but interesting. Can I ask you a few questions?” — Sulu, “Do it.” — Pilot
• “Got used to a Huey.”
• “We’re lost, but were making good time.”
• “Then fly her apart.”
• “Come on. Come on!” (refering to the speed of the Excelsior)
• “Nice to see you in action one more time, Captain Kirk.”

complete #1 commercial

complete #2 commercial

I like the Japanese Camera one.

Gosh I look young. only 16. yeah i played football, In my JV years i was offensive line. in my varsity years i played Defense. cause i was smaller than the Varsity Offensive line. I only weighed 205lbs. so i was underweight. so funny eh? most of the other guys were around 250 plus.

go wolves!

i used to have jokes, and funny videos updated here, but to keep this blog more towards personal affirmations, and technical details i have moved all the jokes and things to jokesof.flowerpoop.com